Life and Lies: The Story of a Troll

Thanks for that Anonymous, thanks for that.

I am posting this, because I'd like to give recognition to the person who would actually take time out of their, most likely very busy schedules, to comment on this. What a complete and utter idiot you are.

Also thanks for the patent to your bacon ice cream invention. I really appreciate it, other than the fact that I am a vegetarian. I'm also not really sure where you got the information about where I live, but yes it's true: 

this is my house. Other than that, you seem pretty trustworthy. Your timely comments bring...uh...happiness?

Please don't murder me,

-Bribos :D