How To Get Lice

Today I was enjoying an eventful day at the library with my class, avoiding the librarians of course, studying my butt off for my research project. When my class returned to our school, we found a bunch of kids sitting in our classroom coloring pictures and stuff. When we all asked them what they were doing in there, they just giggled and kept coloring. Then my teacher walks in and explains that there has been a lice infestation and that, in fact, the kids in our classroom were the ones that had...  

Lice. 

Lice. I'm not even mad about the lice part, I'm disturbed that someone had the genius idea to put infested children in a classroom full of possible candidates for the lice to transfer to. 

Then I thought maybe, just maybe, they would check people for lice but noooooooooooo, there wasn't any chance that anyone could possibly get lice (note the obvious sarcasm here). 

Then the teachers thought: "waait, so you're telling me other people can get lice too?"

Then they finally started checking people for lice, almost an hour later. 

And guess what? 

MORE PEOPLE HAD LICE.

(Please excuse duck's grammar. His huge ego doesn't leave much room for a brain)

-Bribos :D