'WTF' Hair?

So, the other day I was casually browsing through Tumblr and I came across these "magical" hair tutorial for idiots, like me. It went something like this:

Tumblr: Are you ugly?

Me: Yes.

Tumblr: Do you need a new hairstyle?

Me: I don't give a rat's tooth, but whatever; yes.

Tumblr: Then here are some posts tagged "hair tutorials".

Me: (sarcastically) Gee thanks Tumblr! What would I ever do without you!

Then, in my 3:00 AM hysteria I decided: "LET'S FREAKIN DO THIS!!!". And that is the story of how I ended up cutting almost an inch off my hair, while studying for a science test.




SHARKS

Sorry my posts have been so short lately, I have the attention span of a squirrel on crack

BYE TT-TT

-Bribos :D

At School

Is it illegal to blog during school? Probably not. If so then, WHOOPS!

-Bribos :D

Life and Lies: The Story of a Troll

Thanks for that Anonymous, thanks for that.

I am posting this, because I'd like to give recognition to the person who would actually take time out of their, most likely very busy schedules, to comment on this. What a complete and utter idiot you are.

Also thanks for the patent to your bacon ice cream invention. I really appreciate it, other than the fact that I am a vegetarian. I'm also not really sure where you got the information about where I live, but yes it's true: 

this is my house. Other than that, you seem pretty trustworthy. Your timely comments bring...uh...happiness?

Please don't murder me,

-Bribos :D

I'M NOT DEAD

Recently many things have happened...Ok honestly nothing of importance has actually happened. I guess I have no excuse. Its just sometimes I just like to pretend I'm a busy person. Point is, I'm not dead yet so yeah. *insert emotion here*

(This masterpiece does not belong to me, but I'm going to post it anyways because this is the freaking internet)

Please don't sue me

thanks.

-Bribos :D